Captions provided by CCTubes – Captioning the Internet! Hopeless romantic Alan is having a great first date with vegan heartthrob Blair but when Blair gives him a jar of homemade kimchi, Alan struggles to control his erotic desire and finds himself in Horny Hell fighting to get back.
Written & Directed by James Ley
Produced by Laura McBride – Lothian Films
Produced by Jack Cowhig – HiJack Productions
Starring Jay Newton & Alan Cumming
Commissioned by BFI Network and Screen Scotland
Also Starring Jack Douglas, Kyle Gardiner, Santino Smith
Cinematographer: Leon Brehony
Editor: Jack Goessens
Production Designer: Richard Evans
Costume Designer: Vivienne Low
Hair & Make Up Designer: Hazel Smith
Stills by Andrew Perry www.andrewperry.co.uk
Festival screenings include:
Iris Prize – Best British Short Nominee 2025
Edinburgh International Film Festival 2025
Flickerfest 2026
PÖFF Shorts 2025
Palm Springs ShortFest 2025
Glasgow Short Film Festival 2026
Mardi Gras Films Festival 2026
Melbourne Queer Film Festival 2025
Way Out West Film Festival 2025
Long Beach Q Film Festival 2025
Out Fest Peru 2025
Nashville Film Festival 2025